no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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