One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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