Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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