Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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