I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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