Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
