Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Randomize