come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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