is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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