I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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