Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
When are your genitals available?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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