Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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