fuck your aforementioned shoe
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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