I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
