the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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