I'm really into asian looking animals
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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