what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
no you cant smoke seaweed
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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