And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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