He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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