Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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