So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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