Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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