So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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