names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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