that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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