Have you finally orgasmed yet?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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