it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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