Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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