I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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