: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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