I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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