Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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