I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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