Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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