I need help removing her.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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