yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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