Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Can i not drive my cunt home
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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