Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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