Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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