Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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