Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
is it fun? or sober?
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