And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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