are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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