I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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