We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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