I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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