It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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