"it" just moved
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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