Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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