just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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