Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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