Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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