So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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