Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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