So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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