dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
