its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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