Me. At least after what I've been through.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We just shotgunned beers for America
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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