Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize